The Dude is a connoisseur of rugs, bowling, and White Russians. He has a foul mouth and a heart of gold. He may strike you as a simple man, but I assure you that he is a complicated guy with a lot of ins, a lot of outs, and a lot of what-have-yous. Never one to treat objects like women, The Dude enjoys spending time with his lady friend.
Likes: CCR
Dislikes: nihilists, The Eagles, marmots
The Dude abides.
