I am Matt Stalcup. O om Mott Stolcop. E em Mett Stelcep. m mtt stlcp.
Mnt. Stalcup.
I'm a local, I'm a doofus.
I'm a writer, kinda.
I'm a musician, kinda.
I'm a film maker, kinda.
I'm an avid reader of bathroom graffiti.
I'm a rabid eater of pizza.
I'm a rabbit feeder when I'm payed to feed rabbits.
I'm a savage beater of eggs and bad habits.
I have a radio show, a couple music projects, and I book shows at Robot Rocket Residence.