The story of sir dark KNIGHT
dark knight used to love walks in grassy meadows and alchol when not underfire from heritics then it changed one day
dark knight heard the ice cream mans sieron and thanks to his enhanced hearing he could locate where it was about 2 miles outside of the town they were
patroling so dark knight lept in to a land speeder and put his foot down little did he know of the sleeping blackfox88 in the passenger seat he was clutching the codex astartes
in his arms dark knight finely reached the ice cream man he dismounted the land speeder went to walk towards it ... then all of a suddon a drop pod landed on him
the next day dark knight waked up in a drednought any normal man or superhuman would have shown some emotion but dark knight turned it into a game eg;
1how many times the bodie could swing round and then try to walk
2 tap dancing
3 cooking food in the chapters mess hall with his under arm mounted flamer
4 taking up marathoning
5 walking the space wolfes wolfs
6 feeding the salamanders and thier tanks for the salamanders
and his most favorite game chess
but beware if he dosent get enough ice cream he will turn beserk and start killing every bodie
this became a good tactic when the chapter was facing a daemon army made up of more than a million
daemons not counting chaos space marines dark knight was surposed to be droped down to create a safe landing zone but when the rest of the chapter went their they
found that he had killed the entire daemon army chapter master whatshisface had him sent to cadian gate where he sits in the castle on the back of the emporers titan
waiting to be called to action with an ulimited supply of ice cream ready to tear abadon limb from limb on his 509th black crusade .
